He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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