Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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