your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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