I don't remember. Are we still dating?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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