Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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