She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
is it fun? or sober?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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