Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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