You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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