Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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