So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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