It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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