Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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