dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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