Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I want to fling myself into the sun
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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