You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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you never un-have a 4some
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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