last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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