a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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