Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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