at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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