...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We got so high we made milksteak
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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