why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We just shotgunned beers for America
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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