Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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