Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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