am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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