i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just pee around me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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