is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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