More tranny stories later!
I skipped work to stalk him.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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