It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You're like the curious george of whores
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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