I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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