Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you would pick up someone in the library
Do vagina's smell?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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