i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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