i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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