I hope mine doesn't look like that
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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