i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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