My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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