i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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