It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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