I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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