what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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