These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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