I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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