my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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