We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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