i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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