Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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