I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
