I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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