I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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