One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You can't motorboat a personality
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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