when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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