go do what you do best...puke behind churches
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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