My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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