i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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