question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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