We won't sleep together?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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