hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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