Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Did you just see the Batmobile???
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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