Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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