just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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