Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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